A decision API with absolutely no nuance

A confidently clueless potato in a graduation cap, holding an eight ball

Not Jev

Four endpoints. Three firm opinions. One questionable source of wisdom.

Read the API docs

The API

Available endpoints

Every endpoint accepts POST and returns JSON.

POST/no

A decisive noul answer of 0. The answer is no.

curl -X POST https://api.not-jev.dev/no
POST/yes

A surprisingly decisive noul answer of 1. The answer is yes.

curl -X POST https://api.not-jev.dev/yes
POST/fuck-no

A noul answer of 0, with the appropriate level of emphasis.

curl -X POST https://api.not-jev.dev/fuck-no
POST/magic-8-ball

Uniformly chooses one of the classic 20 Magic 8 Ball responses.

curl -X POST https://api.not-jev.dev/magic-8-ball

Response format

Typed answers, tiny stakes

Responses follow the Jev-style model, answers, and usage envelope.

{
  "model": "not-jev",
  "answers": {
    "answer": {
      "type": "noul",
      "noul": 0
    }
  },
  "usage": {
    "input_tokens": 0,
    "output_tokens": 0
  },
  "response": "fuck no"
}

Noul responses use 0 for no and 1 for yes. The Magic 8 Ball endpoint returns a choice with a uniform probability for each classic response. Token usage is always zero.

Errors

Keep it simple

Unknown paths return 404. Methods other than POST return 405.